○ wedding sickness ○
look, don’t take this personally, but weddings aren’t really my thing. which is not to say that i didn’t enjoy your wedding, nor to preclude ever having one of my own. they just tend in general to inspire a lot of political reservations and emotional discomforts in me, and i usually spend the bulk of any given ceremony applying inferred numerical values to each item on the program and attempting to calculate as precisely as possible the time remaining until the bar opens.
[ the romulan ale flows fast and free, below the fold. ]