i don’t like to put words in the mouths of strangers, but it strikes me as possible that the look on this woman’s face may have been related in some way to her position in the audience of a knockout queens boxing match at one in the morning.
why, you are wholly justified in asking, was i in the audience of a knockout queens boxing match at one in the morning? and even if i knew the truth, i wouldn’t be at liberty to tell it.
but the point is this: someone needs to give me a grant or something so i can stop taking these reality t.v. jobs.